by Noah
Can't you just see The Diaper Don beaming like an orange sun if his newest jury really did look just like his fellow monsters as pictured above? Personally, if not for the reported smells emanating from the defense table area, I'd like to witness it all in person.
Anyway, as Judge Merchan said on Friday, "We have a jury!" 12 jurors and 6 alternates as prescribed by law for the level of the crimes that America's #1 Domestic Terrorist and Traitor is accused of in this case. Let the trial begin and let's hope that the judge, none of his family, and none of the jurors and witnesses suffer any attacks despite the efforts of FOX-Pravda and Trump himself to incite such violence. I'm old enough to remember when a Mayor of Newark, NJ (Democrat Hugh Addonizio) was on trial and witnesses started dying in mysterious car accidents. Let us also hope, in an era when hope seems misplaced, that none of the jurors are Trump ringers.
Meanwhile, I thought I would just list the headlines from several of the Trump emails that popped up in my email inbox this past week. The headlines reflect the state of what's left of the republican idol's mind. I've followed each headline with a key line or two of text from the related email in italics. All of his barking mad dog emails are laced with lines like "We will never surrender!" "Stand with Trump!" "Election Interference!" "Stop The Witch Hunt! "Our patriotic movement cannot be stopped!" And, of course, his standard billionaire's plea for money. Here they are:
1. Keep Your Filthy Hands Off me! "Insane radical Democrat Alvin Bragg wants to throw me in JAIL!
2. I'm not going to jail! "THEY WANT TO LOCK ME UP... IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ELECTION!" "THEIR NEXT TARGET IS YOU!" "HATE AMERICA DEEP STATE!"
3. Before I'm back in court tomorrow! "I need you by my side!" "Radical left lunatics!"
4. I'm holding an emergency press conference! "I'm holding an EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE!" "I've been FULLY GAGGED but now I'm speaking out!" "ARE YOU VOTING FOR ME AGAIN?
Other headers are plaintive questions or statements like, "Did you see me on TV?" "I'm sitting in court right now!" And, "I'm addressing the nation!" It's all the stuff of some nut with a head full of syphilis worms standing up on a box in the park screaming, and 74,000,000 (Also a jury of his peers?) who are just as brain damaged just lap it up. All of this blithering crackpottery comes of course with offers of chances of trips to Mar-a-Lago, Trump Gold Cards, Trump Lifetime Membership Cards, hats in various colors (Now in GOLD! Now In Camo!), shirts, shoes... you get the picture. It's over the top panic grifting. Contribute now! Contribute now! Sometimes, he says he's even dying to meet me. Trust me. That's a temptation I can resist, but only because I wouldn't be able to do that on my terms.
America today is maybe the only place and time where he even could get 12 of his peers to sit on a jury. There are at least 160 million voters who are relentlessly dumber than shit to pick from.