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by Noah
Sunday Thoughts:
Well, here you are; a bible signed by Jesus! Makes a perfect Easter gift! What more could a brain dead fan of Republican Jesus want (I know. Don't ask!)? They can put it on a shelf right next to the one they got Trump to sign. If you do happen to gift some typical Republican nutjob with a Jesus-signed bible, be sure to include an Official Stormy Daniels Bookmarker.
Now, you'll have to excuse me. My palms seem to be bleeding.
only $20 large? surely there is an american dumb enough to pony up a million or more.
what merch will jesus endorse next? something made by Colt, Winchester or S&W no doubt.