Your Saturday Cartoon
by Noah
Who could forget Kid Rock and his smattering of applause from the 18 people who gave a crap? Who lip syncs rap anyway? How 'bout the parade of the false electors! What about the fake bandages? The speech from the guy who allegedly fucks couches and takes handouts from tech billionaire white supremacists! What about that Peter Navarro guy who miraculously got out of prison just in time to get to give a speech? "From the cell to the stage!" And the introduction of The Diaper Don by the guy who got filmed beating his wife? The Deport Them All placards! Matt Gaetz's Botox OD! The Diaper Don falling asleep to his son's speech. The freakshow presented by his son's wife or whatever she is. The fact that Lindsey Graham and Moscow Mitchie didn't even show up (or were they just there in disguise?). And Hulk Hogan doing his Marjorie Traitor Greene impersonation? Or, was it the other way around?
And another thing: The GOP, always keeping things classy: Since their Milwaukee NaziCon, House Squeaker & Porn Expert Mike Johnson has called on President Biden to resign immediately, Traitor Trump has come up with a derisive retirement card for Joe Biden that he's asking Americans to sign, and, of course, the GOP is viciously attacking Vice President Kamala Harris as a diversity hire and a "woman who slept her way to the top" because, in the world they obviously prefer, that's how it goes.
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