by Noah
A few quick hits from Wednesday night's chaotic Bizarro World shit show or should I just say game show? Moderator Dana Perino (of Dubya infamy) made that clear when she asked which of the contestants should be voted off the island. I looked for a button on my remote that could vaporize every one of them all but, unfortunately, my Spectrum Cable remote doesn't have that feature.
1. OK, first a general comment pertaining to all of the assembled contestants: Just how does shutting down the government and furloughing the Border Patrol solve that "horribly leaky border" they all keep yapping about? Genius!!! Like I said, Bizarro World.
2. Vivek is the new Mike Lindell.
3. Mike Pence? Well, at least no flies landed on him but, man that guy is even more tightly wound than ever. Look, I'm sorry that he obviously has some sort of PTSD because his last boss tried to have him hung but he's clearly in no mental condition to assume the presidency of anything! Watching him be so tense and rigid as he tried to get the words out about his expedited justice plan for mass shooters was scary and I thought something bad was about to happen. Mother, get the man some serious help!!! Oh and Mike Pence talking about "expedited justice" after he came so close to being a victim of a lynching? Talk about being oblivious to the irony of your own words!
4. Tim Scott? There are those who say he did better but compared to what, the other goons on the stage? He still projects a palpable discomfort that he only escapes from when he switches into a cliched preacher style that amounts to pitiful caricature. It's both painful and insulting. Tim, it's time for you to go. Use your one phone call to have Lindsey come pick you up.
5. Let me quote the uber hypocritical Ms. Nimarata Randhawa (pictured above):
"Everytime I hear you, I feel a little bit dumber."
Her statement, lifted from the film Billy Madison, was directed at Ramaswamy but it made me wonder if she was really talking about herself, any of the other people on the stage, the ghost of Ronald Reagan in the hall, or the voters. She also took a shot at her fellow South Carolinian Tim Scott basically commenting that he had been ineffectual and had done nothing with his time as Senator but she failed to point out that it was her who had originally appointed him in the first place!
6. Then there was billionaire Governor Doug Burgum. At first, I thought he was just some guy who wandered into the wrong game show. It was sad how he stood off to the side and desperately tried to get a word in because he was being all but ignored by Perino. He even had to be told to stop interrupting the other children. Burgum was the classic example of the neighborhood kid that none of the other kids wanted to play with.
7. Ron DeSantis was Ron Desantis. Maybe he should just take up painting or paperhanging.
8, 9,10 & 11. Chris Christie. Talk about unfit to serve! Or, a heart Attack waiting to happen! Maybe if New Jersey's biggest historical blowhard didn't take up the physical space of 4 other contestants, poor Guv Burgum would have at least been seen. Just sayin'. To show you how generous of spirit I am towards the Jersey shore's Mr. Beach Chair, I give him credit for calling his pal Diaper Don "Donald Duck" but serious demerits for saying that Joe Biden sleeping with the First Lady is a bad thing because she's a union member. Yeah, she's an education professional and we already know how Christie hates teachers and how nazis feel about education in general. Hopefully the "Donald Duck" thing sticks though, but never forget that it was Crispy Creme who ran Trump's transition team. Like his former(?) pal, he "knows the best people" and he has a knack for plaguing us with them. I hope he didn't get stuck on a bridge on his way home.
In closing, I will say that someone needs to impress upon RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniel that just offering people that are not Trump (or any of his kids), Gym Jordan, Matt The Candy Man Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, or Marjorie Traitor Greene a place on the stage does not mean you are presenting serious options for any sane Americans that might be still left. The people up on that stage were and are simply not serious people. I have to wonder if those who live in other countries who might have seen this thought they were watching some sort of American sitcom, an avant-garde theatre piece, or a bunch of Jerry Springer Show outtakes. Sadly, we all know that republican voters will happily vote for anything with an R next to its name. When it gets down to 3 contestants, the only questions will revolve around will be which one's Curly, which one's Larry, and which one's Moe.
Noah, hatewatt still refuses to see. Having one's head up one's keister is like that.
Whether they are "serious" or not is dependent upon perspective. Each one is "serious" in their own eyes and in the eyes of their 75m voters. And if any of them becomes fuhrer or the fuhrer's minister to something or another, they will damn sure be "serious" to the 320m whose lives they will make more miserable, though, to be fair, 75m of the 320m won't care since living in THEIR hell is better to them than living in someone else's heaven.
You see, hater, I knew what Noah meant. But, as always on this site, I provide the purposely omitted yan to the anti-naz…
Noah, looks like craphead was so determined to bitch and get his agenda across that he missed the meaning and source of your "not serious people" reference in your line "The people up on that stage were and are simply not serious people." Don't worry. It was so perfect on multiple levels. How he missed them all is more evidence that he's operating from a cave somewhere far away or might as well be. At least he got the DeSantis-Hitler reference. He should have stopped before he got into water he couldn't navigate.
Best line: "Ron DeSantis was Ron Desantis. Maybe he should just take up painting or paperhanging." I wonder how many get the meaning.
Still waiting for someone to ask krispy kreme to 'splain (lie) what that bridge closing was about.
"The people up on that stage were and are simply not serious people."
Sadly and ominously, you are wrong. They are all serious. While the majority of them are running for a high posting in trump's reich, the rest are running for the job of fuhrer. If trump dies, one of them will be our fuhrer in just 16 months. need me to tell you why... again... still?
In closing, I will say that someone needs to impress upon all…