by Noah
Gee Elon, what a terrible life you've had, what with seeing your white supremcist South African dreamland falling apart and becoming a more human, decent, and civilized place. Damn, a whole vicious white minority being uprooted and all that. No more apartheid, sad, sad, sad. No wonder you felt the need to destroy USAID after they sent all that help to those that fought apartheid! Yeah, I know you want to bring apartheid back. You want to establish it here in the good ole U.S. of A, too. And you've called for only white immigrants coming here from South Africa. And you've got that nice orange boyfriend as a willing, eager partner. too! What else is a psychotic Nazi racist to do? I'm so awful sorry about it all. It must be terrible, absolutely terrible. And that failure of your plastic surgery and all that. Yeah, it does look positively freakish' With all those billions in U.S. government contracts and more inside deals, couldn't you afford better? Damn, the next thing you know people will be calling you to remind you of Nelson Mandela all day and all night, maybe even playing the song or leaving a message of it playing. You know the song. I guess that day he finally was set free was quite a miserable day for you, no? Come on, sing it with me. It's a great song, "Free Nelson Mandela!" "Free Nelson Mandela!"
Oh, and here's a tip, Elon: if you really want to find fraud instead of looking for sellable information, cash money, and endless ways to hurt innocent Americans, hire some topflight accountants instead of traitorous hackers from your Friday Night Incel Club. Â