Screaming With Mouth Wide Open?
by Noah
A picture of Traitor Don standing behind bullet proof glass as he recently literally fluffed off the idea of guns being a problem in America evokes a few things in my mind. Two of them are these: One, I dream of former NRA guy Wayne LaPierre, that sick joker (and I mean joker as in the psychopath of the Batman films) will someday be giving speeches to fellow psychopaths and sociopaths behind a similar setup. That's a justice he deserves but will never meet. Would be nice, though. In my world, he would have found himself in that situation years ago. Two, I'm reminded of the pictures of Adolf Eichmann as he stood in court at his trial after being captured in South America by the Israelis.
As it is, Trump's shield isn't just in the front, the sides are covered, too. I believe Eichmann was totally surrounded in a cubicle of bullet proof glass. I vote for that scenario. Stand Trump in that and fill it with amber. It will preserve him for millions of years just like those pieces of amber that have preserved so many really nasty looking prehistoric insects. The fact that the amber will present a close match to Trump's flesh is a nice artistic feature. All you'll really see is what looks like an empty suit with a red tie. I'd say we can then have that block of amber placed in the terrorist wing of some near future Museum of Horror where people can pay to go spit on his remains. The money would go to charities like that kids charity his family robbed. Millions of people would line up. Can't you hear him as he says:
"Millions of people line up to see my remains. No one has a bigger line than me. People are saying."
He'd hate the part about him generating funds that would do good in the world, though. That's a trade-off I can live with.
Oh, and here's that Eichmann thing I was referring to. It looks so right for Traitor Don to me. Merrick Garland, if you're listening... That's a dream, too. I'll tell you that one some other day. People like Merrick Garland would have left Adolf Eichmann in Argentina.
Guest crapper, the more important thing would be the money going to charity but I guess that's of no importance to you or you would have mentioned it. I do like seeing your unease over things in general not going your way, however.