Midnight Meme Of The Day! Pro Golfers Team Up With Terrorist Financiers For Cash!

by Noah

GREAT NEWS FOR LIV GOLF. A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, GLAMOROUS DEAL FOR THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF GOLF. GREAT NEWS TO ALL!!! -Traitor Don Trump, all in caps on Truth Social

Did you watch any golf on TV this weekend? I didn't but then I never have any problems getting to sleep, so I have no need.

What I have to assume about the golf world now is that somewhere there is a nexus between the $2,000,000,000 the Saudis handed out to Jared Kushner, the PGA (Professional Golfers' Association), and the Saudi-Trump LIV alliance that was already exemplified by their first big tournament at Traitor Don's Bedminster Golf & Grave Emporium in New Jersey a while back. So, now the PGA and the LIV (ironically pronounced live) have merged, or, more to the point, so now the people who financed the 9/11 terror attacks now own professional golf and the players who play it. Let us now count the ways in which Traitor Don & Family will capitalize on increased exposure for his golf courses around the world.

Human Rights be damned, right golf pros? Will you play on days that your new pals are beheading women in the Riyadh town square? Rhetorical question, of course.

And to think: Republicans get all bent out of shape over an NFL player taking a knee to protest homicidal cops. Will professional golfers have anything to say about playing for terrorists and making money from them and for them and, no doubt, the whole damn Trump Traitor Family? Don't hold your breath. The F-6 wind of hypocrisy is blowing in the air.

As for the rest of us, the sooner we stop our dependence on the oil we get from the financiers of terror, the better but any hypocrisy we have as individuals when it comes to dealing with the Saudis to power our vehicles pales in comparison. I bet the Trumps have already proposed a "Bonesaw Open" and a Bin Laden Open, too, with George W. Bush, who flew all the bin Ladens safely back to Terror Central after 9/11, as an honorary Co-Chair, for cash, of course. Maybe Joe Biden, too. Money doesn't talk, it swears. And you can guess what the families of those who were murdered by the Saudis on 9/11 think about all this. Meanwhile, in a show of solidarity, republicans in Congress will probably start wearing bonesaw lapel pins to go with the AR-15 ones they already sport.