A Special Valentine's Day Meme Of The Day!
by Noah
So, for Valentine's Day, if you have a significant other, why not give them a carton of eggs! The value of the eggs will last longer than any meme coin will! And, if you're lucky and keep them warm, maybe you'll get a couple of hens and a rooster out of it. Talk about multiplying an investment!
Seriously though, there's an idea in all of this. You may not know it but there's now a run on buying prefab chicken coops as Americans are looking for a way to always have fresh eggs for their breakfast. You can buy the coop kits on all sorts of sites and, of course, that includes amazon. Unfortunately, the frenzy has led to many vendors being sold out which just adds to the problem of creating your own egg supply when getting a few live chickens is already harder than usual due also to the bird flu pandemic. I don't know. Maybe IKEA will get in on the action and sell you a coop with a couple of value-added chickens. I suppose you could always just house a couple of emus or ostriches in a spare bedroom. They have really big eggs!
The price of eggs is being blamed on avian flu, but is equally due to corporate concentration in the egg producer sector:
https://farmaction.us/farm-action-calls-for-an-investigation-into-skyrocketing-egg-prices-and-restricted-supply/
As Rahmbo used to say, and probably still does, never let a crisis go to waste.