by Noah
Hey folks, it's time for another handy-dandy reference list from your favorite Prince of Snarkness! I thought it would be good to list all of the Trump congressional seditionists in one place. $en. Josh Hawley, above, is just one of the worst miscreants; a guy who clearly would have welcomed either the Nazis or the Commies to our shores. There's a 146 additional treason cretins listed below; 8 $enators, 139 Reps total. Maybe 1 or 2 are yours. Never forget that we pay the salaries and healthcare of these traitors. Hell we even pay for their computers and pens. Their toilet paper, too. They never run out!
The treason we all witnessed on 1/6 as thousands of Trump-incited white supremacist and militia goons stormed the Capitol Building from the outside had 147 congressional republican comrades working with them towards the same goal on the inside, all obviously planned and coordinated by the White House. No matter how softly the media keeps portraying it, the brutal reality is that the Senators and Representatives listed below, along with the Trump Army Of Goons all were and still are hell bent on making Trump's aim of overthrowing the government and installing him as "President For Life" become reality. There are plenty of others in both houses of Congress who have enabled Trump but these were the most actively subversive and treasonous on 1/6. In a sane country, every one of them would already be expelled and would have received dates for their trials on sedition and treason charges. They would be banned from ever holding public office again.
The dates for new elections should also be scheduled. Yeah, I have no doubt that most if not all of those newly elected by our Idiocracy's voters would be much like the traitors on the list below. To that, all I can say is repeat as necessary at the first sign of sedition. What we have in Congress already is bad enough. It's beyond stupid however not to draw the line in the cement at sedition at the least. To not do so is to invite the same or worse attacks on this country from within over and over again. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Arrest. Convict. Imprison. And let's not put them in some white privilege tennis camp like Nixon's assortment of slimebags. An American Gulag is called for. We have a whole Mojave Desert where one can be built; a useful and proper use of our taxpayer dollars if I ever saw one. No air conditioning. Any "wildlife" with from 4 to 100 legs, they are free to eat. As an act of humanity and public generosity, they can be provided with one 8oz. bottle of somewhat filtered Chernobyl water from their favorite country, a communal salt lick and one order of double hamberders with fries and taco chips per day. If they desire any additional liquid refreshment, they will be allowed to pump their own water and drink their own urine. Entertainment will consist of a 24 hour loudspeaker system that mixes the playing of Trump speeches with African field recordings, mariachi bands and every version of "Feelings" and the first two verses of "Yesterday" ever recorded.
Robert B. Aderholt, Ala.
Mo Brooks, Ala.
Jerry Carl, Ala.
Barry Moore, Ala.
Gary Palmer, Ala.
Mike Rogers, Ala.
Andy Biggs, Ariz.
Paul Gosar, Ariz.
Debbie Lesko, Ariz.
David Schweikert, Ariz.
Rick Crawford, Ark.
Ken Calvert, Calif.
Mike Garcia, Calif.
Darrell Issa, Calif.
Doug LaMalfa, Calif.
Kevin McCarthy, Calif.
Devin Nunes, Calif.
Jay Obernolte, Calif.
Lauren Boebert, Colo.
Doug Lamborn, Colo.
Kat Cammack, Fla.
Mario Diaz-Balart, Fla.
Byron Donalds, Fla.
Neal Dunn, Fla.
Scott Franklin, Fla.
Matt Gaetz, Fla.
Carlos Gimenez, Fla.
Brian Mast, Fla.
Bill Posey, Fla.
John Rutherford, Fla.
Greg Steube, Fla.
Daniel Webster, Fla.
Rick Allen, Ga.
Earl L. "Buddy" Carter, Ga.
Andrew Clyde, Ga.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ga.
Jody Hice, Ga.
Barry Loudermilk, Ga.
Russ Fulcher, Idaho
Mike Bost, Ill.
Mary Miller, Ill.
Jim Baird, Ind.
Jim Banks, Ind.
Greg Pence, Ind.
Jackie Walorski, Ind.
Ron Estes, Kan.
Jacob LaTurner, Kan.
Tracey Mann, Kan.
Harold Rogers, Ky.
Garret Graves, La.
Clay Higgins, La.
Mike Johnson, La.
Steve Scalise, La.
Andy Harris, Md.
Jack Bergman, Mich.
Lisa McClain, Mich.
Tim Walberg, Mich.
Michelle Fischbach, Minn.
Jim Hagedorn, Minn.
Michael Guest, Miss.
Trent Kelly, Miss.
Steven Palazzo, Miss.
Sam Graves, Mo.
Vicky Hartzler, Mo.
Billy Long, Mo.
Blaine Luetkemeyer, Mo.
Jason Smith, Mo.
Matt Rosendale, Mont.
Dan Bishop, N.C.
Ted Budd, N.C.
Madison Cawthorn, N.C.
Virginia Foxx, N.C.
Richard Hudson, N.C.
Gregory F. Murphy, N.C.
David Rouzer, N.C.
Jeff Van Drew, N.J.
Yvette Herrell, N.M.
Chris Jacobs, N.Y.
Nicole Malliotakis, N.Y.
Elise M. Stefanik, N.Y.
Lee Zeldin, N.Y.
Adrian Smith, Neb.
Steve Chabot, Ohio
Warren Davidson, Ohio
Bob Gibbs, Ohio
Bill Johnson, Ohio
Jim Jordan, Ohio
Stephanie Bice, Okla.
Tom Cole, Okla.
Kevin Hern, Okla.
Frank Lucas, Okla.
Markwayne Mullin, Okla.
Cliff Bentz, Ore.
John Joyce, Pa.
Fred Keller, Pa.
Mike Kelly, Pa.
Daniel Meuser, Pa.
Scott Perry, Pa.
Guy Reschenthaler, Pa.
Lloyd Smucker, Pa.
Glenn Thompson, Pa.
Jeff Duncan, S.C.
Ralph Norman, S.C.
Tom Rice, S.C.
William Timmons, S.C.
Joe Wilson, S.C.
Tim Burchett, Tenn.
Scott DesJarlais, Tenn.
Chuck Fleischmann, Tenn.
Mark E. Green, Tenn.
Diana Harshbarger, Tenn.
David Kustoff, Tenn.
John Rose, Tenn.
Jodey Arrington, Texas
Brian Babin, Texas
Michael C. Burgess, Texas
John R. Carter, Texas
Michael Cloud, Texas
Pat Fallon, Texas
Louie Gohmert, Texas
Lance Gooden, Texas
Ronny Jackson, Texas
Troy Nehls, Texas
August Pfluger, Texas
Pete Sessions, Texas
Beth Van Duyne, Texas
Randy Weber, Texas
Roger Williams, Texas
Ron Wright, Texas
Burgess Owens, Utah
Chris Stewart, Utah
Ben Cline, Va.
Bob Good, Va.
Morgan Griffith, Va.
Robert J. Wittman, Va.
Carol Miller, W.Va.
Alexander X. Mooney, W.Va.
Scott Fitzgerald, Wis.
Tom Tiffany, Wis.
