by Noah
Russian State TV star Tucker Carlson had quite a year promoting white supremacy and authoritarian (Nazi) governance. He even spent a week broadcasting from Hungary to promote the dictatorial governing style of Viktor Orban and try to sell it to America in a typical FOX "News" "We don't need no stinking democracy" kind of way.. But it was as Vladimir Putin's #1 media asset where Tucker Tiki Torch really excelled. Case in point, his December 21st broadcast which he opened with a fuming anti-Ukraine screed that might as well have been written by his Moscow handler himself. He'd just seen Ukraine's President Zelensky's speech before both houses of the United States Congress (Many Republicans snubbed the appearance. Others insulted him by refusing to stand or applaud) and it was more than Carlson's little republican baby traitor mind could bear. In fact, little Tucky almost choked on his pacifier. President Zelensky addressed Congress dressed in the full military fatigues of his country, complete with insignia. Right away, that was way too much for America's # 1 prime time traitor. Showing zero respect for our ally but Putin's enemy, Putin's TV Puppet Boy opened by saying:
As far as we know, no one's ever addressed the United States Congress in a sweatshirt before, but they love him much more than they love you.
Sure Tucker, I suppose he should have put on a fur vest and a hat with horns and taken a shit in the corner. You guys go for that sort of thing, I know. Or, maybe he should have just borrowed one of Gym Jordan's Walmart shirts. Damn, and Mr. Zelensky didn't even have any black goo dripping down his face. What kinda guy is that, eh? Fuck you asshole!
But wait, there's more, much more! Speaking for his boss in Moscow, TV Puppet Boy really resents the fact that we are aiding Ukraine in their fight against annexation.
The president of Ukraine arrived at the White House dressed like the manager of a strip club and started to demand money. Amazingly, no one threw him out. Instead, they did whatever he wanted. American taxpayers, Joe Biden declared, will continue to give Zelensky whatever he demands for 'as long as it takes.'
Reading that statement, I can just imagine what Tucker and the rest of the FOX Goon Squad would have said about us aiding West Germany back in the post WW2 years when his beloved Russia wanted the whole country and more. And, President Zelensky wasn't demanding anything. He was invited to the White House and made an ask. World leaders don't just hop on a plane and go to the White House and make demands. If they did, they wouldn't get very far, unless of course, Trump was in the White House and the head of Russian intelligence and the Russian ambassador came calling. They might be gifted with, say, some Israeli intelligence files and who knows what else, but that would be just peachy, eh Tucker?
Oh, and it's kinda funny how Tucker's mind often runs to strip clubs when he's making his babbling commentaries. Are those rumors about him once being a pole dancer true? I don't know. I'm just asking the question.
After jumping headlong into Puppet Master Putin's paranoia, the Puppet Boy then wrapped it up saying:
The point was to fawn over the Ukrainian strip club manager and hand him billions more dollars from our own crumbling economy. It's hard, in fact, it may be impossible to imagine a more humiliating scenario for the greatest country on Earth.
Really Tucker? Really? More humiliating than Helsinki? More humiliating than having your boy Trump talking about his love letters from Kim Jong-un? More humiliating than having a president who pays porn stars $130,000 to spank him with magazines that have his ridiculous gooey orange mug on the cover? I could go on but really Tucker, stuff it up your ass.
Addendum: And don't ever forget that siding with Russia is not the only reason that the people of FOX "News" get up in the morning. They've also recently also stepped up their promotion of anti-Semitism: Below are just a few expressions of on-air support for the openly anti-Semitic Kanye West from the Nazi propagandists of FOX. West spent a large chunk of 2022 shouting his grotesque anti-Semitiam from the rooftops and that obviously attracted FOX to him. They really stepped it up after their colleague Tucker Carlson's broadcast interview with West. Just imagine the shameless praise the FOX bundt would be giving certain Germans of the 1930s and 1940s.
1. Joe Concha- "Kanye West is wise, he is unique, and certainly he is fearless."
2. Ainsley Earhardt- "He is really smart. I thought his message was a spiritual message." And, "You can't help but like him because he is not apologetic."
3. Will Cain- "He is authentic. He is unfiltered and he is independent."
4. Jeanine Pirro says she was "impressed with him" and that she "liked a lot of what he said."
5. Rachel Campos-Duffy- "This idea you have to shut down his account is just...it's totally totalitarian, totally anti-American."
6. And, lastly, Tucker Carlson himself on Kanye- “The enemies of his ideas dismissed West as they have for years, as mentally ill, too crazy to take seriously. But is West crazy... In fact, we've rarely heard a man speak so honestly and so movingly about what he believes, but again, you can judge for yourself... He's not crazy at all. He is a big thinker, though."
I presume if that's what he'd meant to SAY, he'd have actually said so... you know, because it would have provided added weight to his point.
By extremely vaguely implying it, if that is what he did, it would have been totally unknowable to most americans, who have reading comprehension somewhere around the "see spot run" level.
crapper, The way Noah framed it, that's definitely what he is saying so why ask?
and here I thought that because murdoch has jumped off the trump/fuhrer porta-potty, they were considered a-ok by this page.
"If ... Trump was in the White House and the head of Russian intelligence and the Russian ambassador came calling. They might be gifted with, say, some Israeli intelligence files and who knows what else"
you meant to say 'gifted with MORE Israeli intel... as well as nuke and sigint intel he stole on his way out the door of the white house'... right?